Barbie Barbarian Quote Unisex Muscle Tank

Introducing the fierce and fabulous, "Barbie the Barbarian". Gone are the days of her Malibu dream house, because now, she’s claiming her throne on the battlefield. With a look that screams "Who said dolls can't rule empires?", this fierce femme fatale stands tall, atop a hillock of her defeated naysayers, radiating power and unapologetic confidence.

Donning a war-ready ensemble that would make Conan green with envy, our revamped Barbie sends a clear message: She's not here to play; she's here to conquer. The phrase, "the problems of feminism... have all been solved" isn’t just a snarky remark, it's a cheeky challenge to stereotypes, with Barbie Barbarian as the bold answer.

This apparel isn’t just a nod to the strong women we know; it’s a playful jibe at the obstacles we've faced, and the battles we've won. Whether you're a feminist, a fashionista, or just someone who loves a good dose of humor with their statement pieces, this design is for you.

Wear it and embody the spirit of Barbie the Barbarian: a beacon of power, sass, and a hint of irony. Let's face it, if Barbie can break the mold, so can you. Stand tall, stand proud, and remember: conquering kin.gdoms (or boardrooms) is just another day's work

A classic, staple tank top. A timeless classic intended for anyone looking for great quality and softness, and a phenomenal skin feel on the ole nips. Yeah, this baby is built for free-bra'ing.


• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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