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Free Eyegazing Ladies’ Muscle Tank

Free Eyegazing Ladies’ Muscle Tank

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Dive into the world of inside jokes with our "Eyes Wide Fun" t-shirt, a cheeky nod to the sometimes culty, often awkward, yet endearing practice of eye gazing within the authentic relating community. This design features two whimsically drawn hands, each with an exaggerated eye on the palm, forming a pyramid around a central, larger eye. Below this playful graphic, the phrase "Ask me about Free Eyegazing" invites both chuckles and curiosity.

This shirt captures the lighthearted side of a practice that, while deeply meaningful, can sometimes feel a bit over the top. It's a perfect blend of sincere intention and tongue-in-cheek humor, acknowledging that even the most well-meaning activities can have their quirky, cult-like moments.

Ideal for those who appreciate a good laugh about the idiosyncrasies of personal growth communities, this tee is sure to be a conversation starter. Wear it to your next group meeting, a casual hangout, or when you’re out and about, and you’re bound to get knowing smiles and maybe even spark a playful debate about the finer points of prolonged eye contact.

Embrace the fun, the awkward, and the culty charm of "Eyes Wide Fun". It's more than just a shirt – it's a humorous homage to the unique experiences that bond us in our quest for deeper connection and understanding. Let’s face it, sometimes you have to laugh to see things more clearly!

This comfortable muscle tank is soft and flowy with low cut armholes for a relaxed look.

This comfortable muscle tank is soft and flowy with low cut armholes for a relaxed look.

• 65% polyester, 35% viscose
• Athletic Heather is 52% polyester, 48% viscose
• Black Heather is 80% rayon, 20% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Low cut armholes
• Curved bottom hem
• Side seams
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, the US, or Vietnam

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  BODY LENGTH FRONT (inches) BODY WIDTH (inches)
S 20 ¼ 16
M 20 ⅝ 16 ¾
L 21 ⅛ 17 ¾
XL 21 ⅝ 18 ¾
2XL 22 ⅛ 19 ¾
  BODY LENGTH FRONT (cm) BODY WIDTH (cm)
S 51.4 40.6
M 52.4 42.6
L 53.7 45
XL 55 47.6
2XL 56.2 50.2
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