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Stabby McSquirrel unisex muscle tank
Stabby McSquirrel unisex muscle tank
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This unique design features a fearless squirrel, garbed in a traditional kimono, wielding a katana with fierce determination. The scene is both captivating and slightly surreal, as the squirrel stands amidst a dramatic, blood-spattered backdrop, a testament to its unexpected warrior spirit.
But it's the phrase "Fight or Flight" that brings a twist of humor to the design, with the "l" in "Flight" playfully crossed out, transforming the message into "Fight or Fight." This clever play on words captures the essence of the image: a typically skittish creature, known for its flighty nature, now standing its ground, ready for battle.
The shirt is a perfect blend of humor, culture, and a nod to the classic dilemma faced by all creatures – the choice between fight or flight. It's ideal for those who appreciate a bit of quirkiness in their wardrobe, for fans of martial arts and Japanese culture, or for anyone who enjoys designs that are out of the ordinary.
Wear the "Stabby McSquirrel" tee as a conversation starter, a statement of courage (with a hint of fright), or simply as a fun and eye-catching garment. It’s a reminder that even the meekest among us can find strength and resolve when pushed to the edge – and sometimes, with a bit of humor.
A classic, staple tank top. A timeless classic intended for anyone looking for great quality and softness.
• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
But it's the phrase "Fight or Flight" that brings a twist of humor to the design, with the "l" in "Flight" playfully crossed out, transforming the message into "Fight or Fight." This clever play on words captures the essence of the image: a typically skittish creature, known for its flighty nature, now standing its ground, ready for battle.
The shirt is a perfect blend of humor, culture, and a nod to the classic dilemma faced by all creatures – the choice between fight or flight. It's ideal for those who appreciate a bit of quirkiness in their wardrobe, for fans of martial arts and Japanese culture, or for anyone who enjoys designs that are out of the ordinary.
Wear the "Stabby McSquirrel" tee as a conversation starter, a statement of courage (with a hint of fright), or simply as a fun and eye-catching garment. It’s a reminder that even the meekest among us can find strength and resolve when pushed to the edge – and sometimes, with a bit of humor.
A classic, staple tank top. A timeless classic intended for anyone looking for great quality and softness.
• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | BODY WIDTH (inches) | |
| XS | 26 | 16 ¼ |
| S | 27 | 18 ¼ |
| M | 28 | 20 ¼ |
| L | 29 | 22 ¼ |
| XL | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 2XL | 31 | 26 ¼ |
| BODY LENGTH (cm) | BODY WIDTH (cm) | |
| XS | 66 | 41.3 |
| S | 68.6 | 46.4 |
| M | 71.1 | 51.4 |
| L | 73.7 | 56.5 |
| XL | 76.2 | 61.6 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 66.7 |
